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Operation Hail Eris! and Festival 23

We learned through our channels that on 23 July 2016 somewhere in the north of England Discordian Popes will gather for a weekend of ritual and mischief. They describe it as:

An interactive celebration of literature and the arts; of theatre, playshops and music inspired by the Discordian movement; a society of philosophers, theologians, magicians, scientists, artists, clowns and similar maniacs who are intrigued with Eris, Goddess of Confusion, and with her doings.

We think it will be advantageous for Kia Agents to attend either covertly or openly. We might gather some useful intel about their operations. Perhaps this will allow us to coordinate our actions, recruit new agents and further infiltrate their collective. It will be a great opportunity for our agents to meet in person and socialize too.

If you would like to volunteer for this mission visit the KIA forum to discuss the details.

You can find more about the event on  Festival 23 website.

 

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Return of KIA Speaks

When performing the ‘summoning storm’ operation recently I had a surprise apparition of the KIA Egregore who requested I restore her KIA Speaks program. Last night I got this restored, at least in a basic form.

Originally each member of KIA had to submit some number of sentences to the KIA Egregore, I think perhaps three, before they were admitted into KIA. The KIA Speaks program would then select five of these at random to create a unique paragraph. This served as a kind of divination tool for contact with the Egregore, available to all members and even non-members who clicked on the page.

This new version does not require all agents submit sentences, but each agent may contribute sentences to the egregore as they please. To do so, please visit the KIA Speaks source quotes page and leave a comment with a single sentence. (Multi sentence comments will be deleted). Ideas for comments include:

  • Something you thought of yourself, maybe a personal catch-phrase.
  • A favourite line from a book, comic, film, essay, blog post or poem.
  • Take a book you like and pick a page at random, then select a sentence from that page, maybe also at random.
  • A line from the KIA litany.
  • The motto of a group or organisation you feel aligned to.

But really your imagination is the limit here. Lets get as many quotes into KIA Speaks as possible!

To start her off again, I selected 73 sentences from the old KIA Speaks, those preserved for all time by the Internet Archive. But these will soon get repetitive if we don’t expand her collection.

Finally, you probably want to try out listening to what she has to say. You can do so on the KIA Speaks page. This looks a bit rough at the minute, but I’ll slowly improve it as I add more features.

KIA Litany

Winged secret flame,
My secret centre,
Cube in the circle.
I have made a secret door
The manifestation.

Thy will, do that and no other.
Come in our splendour.
Thrill with the working!
If thou love, exceed!

Another woman shall awake skies;
Our chosen: who shall rejoice,
They shall surpass the stars.

~

These words are of the consciousness.
These words are writing of the book.
These words are from the ill-ordered.
These words are filthy, shall be filthy.
These words are splendour in my name.

Midnight is splendour in my name.
Midnight is three ordeals in one.
Midnight is my eyes my spangles.
Midnight is, yet all is ever as it was.
Midnight is the bond that can unite.

Holy place shall be the bond that can unite.
Holy place shall be the ill-ordered house.

Midnight is the double-wanded one.
The double wand I invoke, I greet.
The double wand of the consciousness.
The double wand and Supreme Ritual.
The double wand is nine by the fools.
The double wand stir me or still me!

Fresh fever stir me or still me!
Fresh fever I invoke, I greet.
Fresh fever of the consciousness.
Fresh fever in it thy secret.
Fresh fever none shall stand before
Fresh fever shall be the strength.
Fresh fever go on, in my strength
Fresh fever, a feast for Tahuti and Law.

Our law and the joy I invoke, I greet.
Our law and the joy of the consciousness.
Our law and the joy called the word of Heru-ra-ha.
Our law and the joy shall be the strength.
Our law and the joy none shall stand before
Our law and the joy and I The inspired.

My image in the word of whole of the Law.
My image in the joys of my love will.
My image in the ill-ordered house
My image in the double-wanded one
My image in the child of thy bowels.
My image in three ordeals in one.
My image in splendour rapture!

Fools despise splendour in my name.
Fools despise my eyes my spangles.
Fools despise the joys of my love will.
Fools despise the double-wanded one.
Fools despise the ill-ordered house.
Fools despise pity and compassion.
Fools despise these virtuous words.

Another place of men. Curse them!
Another place none shall stand before.

Fear not that bond that can unite
Fear not that it is all a lie, this folly
Fear not that splendour rapture!
Fear not that lust in power of lust

The lust shall awake the joys of my love will.
The lust shall awake the double-wanded one.
The lust shall awake the child of thy bowels.
The lust shall awake the ill-ordered house.

Look forth upon the ill-ordered house
Look forth upon The child of thy bowels
Look forth upon the double-wanded one
Look forth upon the word of whole of the Law.
Look forth upon my eyes my spangles

Another skies none shall stand before

Night of the three ordeals in one,
Discover the three ordeals in one,
Discover the circumference
Discover the bond that can unite
Discover the splendour rapture!
Discover the lust in power of lust
Discover the writing of the Book

A secret key these virtuous words:
A secret key shall be the strength
A secret key of the consciousness
A secret key and Supreme Ritual,
A secret key is nine by the fools;
A secret key called the word of Heru-ra-ha

Fear not that warrior, I will give you
Thou shalt come who shall discover the key
Thou shalt come from the ill-ordered
Thou shalt come who are also of my friends
Thou shalt come, ye come through me
The fall of the warrior, I will give you

Be willing to stir me or still me!
Be willing to go on, in my strength
Be willing to perish with the dogs
Be willing to convert not: talk not

~

Us, my servants. Children.
Us, my servants in an egg.
Us, my servants of fire.
Us. My servants forge gold.
Us. My servants live long.
Us. My servants will give.

Am I the wise children?
Am I the wise and his kin?
Am I the wise in hope?
Am I the wise in an egg?

Why? I am eight in an egg.
Why? I am eight, the woman.
Why? I am eight, the sorrow.
Why? I am eight divided.

Why? My servants, I am snake.
Why? By my name, I am snake.

Day of the snake in an egg
Day of the snake and his kin!
Day of the snake and fire.
Day of the snake will slay me.
Day of the snake is no dread.
Day of the snake, of my joy.
Day of the snake for Kings.

Also secret word shall reign.
Also secret word of fire.
Also secret word and mantras.

Also this law is for all who are of us.
Also this law is for all children.

And a silence of children
And a silence of the woman
and a silence of fallen art.

Also the ritual of fire
Also the ritual and mantras.
Also the ritual of my joy.
Also the ritual for Kings.

Day my servants ye shall be.
Day my servants will slay me.

Hawk’s secret word will slay me.
Hawk’s princes shall not die.

~ * ~

Deciphering the KIA Egregore Ouija messages

On Friday the 18th of October 2013, five KIA Agents assembled together to contact the KIA Egregore using Ouija board with English Qabala Cypher written across it. Last Friday myself and @anton finished interpreting/decoding the first two answers. The process was a lengthy one but from the start the results obtained captured our imagination and motivated us to carry on. I decoded large part of this when @anton was at work but a lot of it was done by both of us.

First thing we did was to feed the letter sequences given to us during the ouija play into enigmagick program which gave us the triangle of numbers. Then we looked up corresponding phrases in Liber Al and try constructing meaningful answers from it. This turned out fairly easy with the first question. Below you can see the exact results obtained.

Q1. Do you have any questions for us?

WVQZ LR

40 14

54

First Veil: 54: who cry?

Second Veil: 40 14 cry who?

We selected phrases that are meaningful answers, of which we felt ‘who cry?’ was the only one in the First Veil. Of the possible results this was the only one that took the form of a question. Then we did the same for the Second Veil. The list of results is given below so you can understand the process.

40: shed, ye, have, sake, woes, is so, by all, gross, hair, hour, as she, at an, also of, or on, a joy a, cry, of all Ah! Ah!, MOR, hardly, as a sword, altar, host,

14: shall, who, how

54: who cry?

We chose words and phrases for 40 followed by 14 assuming that this is the order given to us by KIA Egregore. We then looked if any of the combinations make sense to us. We achieved a repeated result of inverted structure to the Fist Veil result. Cry Who? To double check our result you can type the numbers or letter sequences to enigmagick, or follow the numbered links above.

In the ouija board rite this letter sequence was directly followed by planchette moving onto ‘NO’. Our interpretation of this message is that KIA Egregore asks ‘who is asking?’ and says they have no further questions. This result is amusing and striking in that we forgot to introduce ourselves to KIA when saying hello.

We used the exact the same method to decode the second question. It was a more complex process as the letter sequence was in 3 parts resulting in Three Veils instead of Two.

Q2. What is the message of KIA?

NZ VONCHRHPLPN JGTSNOX

22 132 99

154 231

253

First Veil: 253

Second Veil: 154 231

Third Veil: 22 132 99

The interpretation of these veils produced a long poetic text we intuitively arranged to form the KIA Litany.

Contacting the KIA Egregore with Ouija board!

It was the October full moon as we opened the 2013 KIA retreat, and it seemed like a good night to talk to the KIA Egregore. In the past we’ve done this via a computer program that randomly combines sentences provided by various KIA agents. But that program is currently broken, and besides, this time we decided to opt for something a bit more Victoriana: an English Qabalah ouija board.

After opening the rite with a KIA IAO Centring ritual, we sat around the board and began our first experiments with the board. The atmosphere was relaxed and at first we had to try out a few different items as a planchette, ultimately settling upon an upturned glass tealight holder.

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Even then it seemed reluctant to move from ‘Hello’, once it had moved there, so we stopped for a break and practised some glossolalia to shift conscious awareness away from the rational part our minds.

What follows is an account of the conversation with the spirit that followed.  In italics are the questions we spoke aloud to the spirit, in bold are its messages to us. Some of these messages need to be deciphered using English Qabalah. We will make a post about those later. The board has spaces for Hello, Bye, Yes and No, in addition to the letters of the English alphabet.

Hello KIA.

Hello.

Q1. Do you have any questions for us?

1

What is it?

WVQZ 

Is this for the cipher?

(pause)

L

Do you want us to work this out later on?

R

No

At this point the planchette became  unresponsive. We decided to move the next prepared question and rotate the scribe.

Q2 What is the message of KIA?

NZ0

Nothing?

VONCHRHPLPNJGTSNOX

KIA, are you having a laugh with us?

Yes.

Do you want us to move on to the next question?

Yes.

Again we changed scribe as we moved on to the next question. We did this between each numbered question.

Q3. Where should we go from here?

TIWCZ

Is the TIW part a reference to the Norse god?

The planchette was stuck again, we moved it back to the centre.

Z (pause) RVR

Do you want to move to the next question?

No.

Do you want to finish?

A

Tyrannosaurus?

CP4

That sounds interesting!

No.

Maybe we should move to the next question?

Yes.

Q4. Are you happy with the direction we are going in?

Planchette moved near the Yes.

It’s not quite on it.

Yes. (suddenly moved onto it more clearly.)

SEVAVTI

Save something?

Yes.

HES

He’s?

Yes.

ON (pause) U

He’s on you?

Yes.

HAND

He’s on your hand?

Yes.

Who are you?

NAYX

Yes.

OLD

Old One?

Yes.

Nyarlathotep?

Yes.

F (pause) OAKYPLPL

People?

Yes.

Polish People?

6

Planchette stops moving again.

Do you have anything more to say?

Yes. But planchette doesn’t move again.

Shall we move onto next question?

Yes.

Q5. Do you want something to drink?

No.

Should we have asked that at the start?

0 VASIWCXL

No.

Should we ask next question?

Yes.

Q6. What is your time cycle?

92c1K

K = 1000?

Yes.

Did K come after C?

Yes.

Is it 1192? (92 + C + 1K)

No.

Is it 1209? (9+2c+1K)

Yes.

Years?

Yes.

Is it Solar years?

No.

Is it years of some other star system?

Yes.

Is it Sirius?

No.

Is it Orion?

Yes.

Is it in Orion’s belt?

Yes.

Central star?

Yes.

OAN

Oannes?

Yes.

Oannes is normally from Sirius.

No.

Did you mean aeons?

No.

JO

Joshua?

No.

John?

Yes.

EJRHEU

Jehovah?

No.

F

JFK?

No.

Stop suggesting stupid things?

Yes.

C

Is this all one sequence?

Yes. (Which makes ‘EJRHEU F C’

Is this a cipher?

Yes.

Do you have any other message?

5

Yes.

HACA

Hekate?

Yes.

ZNRLE (pause)

YPNEDZ

End of message?

No.

WGWRYVU

Gaps for separate ciphers?

Yes.

ONRUUPMZNRWE

Yes.

End of message?

Bye.

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